fox mulder was the "patient zero" regarding my taste in dudes. when i was in like 6th grade or something i was taking some summer camp class about making websites, and, as this was at the height of my x-files/alien obsession, i wanted to make a page about how awesome the x-files was. i think this was when google image search was brand new (or i was using something else), but somehow i came upon the infamous "david duchovney teacup photos." i experienced some sort of weird visceral reaction, and as soon as i was home alone with my computer i searched for the images again and stared at them for a long time. and this is how i discovered that i was a faaaaaaag.
ha. i'm so lost in left field. i just googled "david duchovny teacup photos" and saw them for the first time. back in the days of my sexual awakening there was no internet. we had to sneak into dad's porn collection. i got my first knowing tingle when going through one where the photo story plot was that this hooker is arrested, and she ends up blowing the cop and then cuffing him to a sink. naturally i was looking more at the cop.
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ha. i'm so lost in left field. i just googled "david duchovny teacup photos" and saw them for the first time.
back in the days of my sexual awakening there was no internet. we had to sneak into dad's porn collection. i got my first knowing tingle when going through one where the photo story plot was that this hooker is arrested, and she ends up blowing the cop and then cuffing him to a sink. naturally i was looking more at the cop.
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